No offence intended, just a little fun with nuns, st Peter and doctors. Hope this amuses you, or at least does not bore you.
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Nun In The Bath
A nun is in the bath when a man knocks on the door "Who is it" she asks, and a voice replies "I'm the blind man."
The nun decides there is no harm in letting a blind man in her bathroom so bids him enter.
The man does so, looks at the nun and says "Nice tits, now where do you want this blind."
Clocks In Heaven
A man dies and goes to heaven. One day he is in St. Peter's Judgment room and sees rows and rows of clocks, all telling different times. He asks St. Peter what they are for and St. Peter tells him that they are lying clocks, there is one for every person on earth and they move one second forward every time someone tells a lie. For example Mother Teresa's clock still says midnight, because she has never told a lie, Abraham Lincoln's clock says one minuite past midnight because he has told sixty lies, and O.J. Simpson's clock says one thirty because he has told 5400 lies.
"Wow" Says the man "Can a take a look at George W. Bush's clock ?"
"I am afraid not" Replies St. Peter "That is in God's office, he is using it as a fan."
A Doctor's Doctor
When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor.
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